Shit damn! I was perusing around Masslive and various other sites this morning while at the ole day job, trying to keep interested/awake because I am exceptionally T I R E D.
...Really tired.
Then, I came across an article about an Newport woman who recently had surgery and woke up with a British accent!!!
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/05/northwest_news_newport_woman_wakes_up_from_surgery_speaking_with_british_accent_state_workers_worrie.html
I am interested/awake now!
This is truly awesome stuff here readers, truly awesome! Shit, I want to wake up one day with a foreign accent -preferably British (or Russian). I mean, who doesn't sound cooler, more intelligent, refined, witty and cultured with a British accent??? Who doesn't sound more solemn, deadly, mysterious and exotic with a Russian accent?? Exactly. Now, I intend to forge ahead and pool the vast, worldwide resources of the ZFJ Blog into research and development for a system that will be able to intentionally transform people's accents while they're sleeping so they can wake up with a foreign accent. It will no longer be a random by-product of some other medical condition or "luck", but instead will become a very real option for people who want to sound cooler, more intelligent, deadly or exotic when they are speaking. Scientists or people in Product Development lines of work are encouraged to contact good ole ZFJ to get started.
When we get this up and running I think I'll set myself up to have a blend of British/Russian accents so I can sound: Cool, exotic, deadly and intelligent...that sounds like an unbeatable combination right there!
In other news, I discovered "Slutwalk". No, no...it's not what you think it is.
http://www.masslive.com/newsflash/index.ssf/story/slutwalks-put-provocative-message-in-the-streets/07cac939971448f0ba04427889c3ffe3
I just can't find any issue at all with this. Seriously, good name, good concept that involves people walking/protesting-scantily clad at times. Yes.
~ZFJ
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